![]() ![]() And oh jeez, the microtransactions.Saints Row IV is an August 2013 Wide-Open Sandbox game developed by Volition. I don't hate it, but the characters could be better and the aesthetic design is terribly repetitive. Christmas, meanwhile, will be out on December 25th for all of your money and most of your sanity. How The Saints Save Christmas is comprised of three quests and multiple holiday-themed weapons/vehicles, and it will be out on December 11th for $6.99. My largely conservative, Texas-based family. Saints Row IV is the one game I plan on showing to my entire family this holiday season. Can the Saints help the boss discover the true meaning of the season in time? A holiday classic for the whole family." "Santa is trapped inside the simulation, but the Scrooge-like boss of the Third Street Saints can't muster enough festive spirit to save him. ![]() I would then a) wonder if you've ever actually played a Saints Row game and also if you even know what the word preposterous means and b) point you in the direction of this plot synopsis: The Saints? Saving Christmas through a series of highly referential hijinks? " Preposterous!" you might bellow. Saints Row IV's next DLC episode, How The Saints Save Christmas, will almost certainly bash the very concept of Christmas specials' head against the fourth wall until both are naught but jagged shards. But OK, in fairness, some Christmas specials aren't entirely terrible, and if anyone can elbow drop the cliche in the groin until it slithers back into the bowels of its holly, jolly dungeon of soulless commercialism, it's Saints Row. I mean, who doesn't love seeing their favorite characters shoehorned into an emotionally hollow, often obligatory plot that ends with a Very Valuable Lesson about family or selflessness or time travel ghosts or something? It's a tradition nearly as old as Walmart itself. Every great pop culture entity needs a Christmas special.
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